What’s that bright thing in the sky? We wake to a vaguely familiar sensation of… sun! Yes, after some of the rainiest, stormiest weather that seemed to last forever, the sun is now smiling on us again. Everything is completely soggy, including growing patches on my ceiling. My office is still shrouded in plastic sheets as our building va’ad bayit (homeowners’ association) scrambles to get bids from roofing contractors.
The sunshine makes our spirits soar. Terri takes off like a rocket. After days of depressed plodding through short, soggy walks, she is once again free to bounce, run, dash, leap, romp, frolick, and scramble up the rocks in search of hyrax. She spins around, runs in circles, and generally acts like a goofball as she burns all this pent-up energy.
Why are they surprised: I find it amusing that the NY Times, in covering Israel’s spectacular response in Haiti, comments about the total absence of aid from any of the oil-rich Gulf states. Uh, duh. They didn’t help in the tsunami, they didn’t help in South American mudslides, and they didn’t help their own brothers, the Palestinians. So what else is new? They will still stand up in the UN and condemn Israel, and many of the countries who are now cheering us on in Haiti will support them. Same old, same old.
Word of the day: I spent over an hour yesterday struggling to solve a graphics problem. Finally broke down and asked a colleague who is a brilliant graphics expert. He explained that the problem was Internet Explorer, not me. “Oh,” says I, “it’s a case of YAMFU (Yet Another Microsoft F*ck-Up).” I just made it up, but I like it. Sort of rolls of the tongue, don’t you think? Go ahead and use it. YAMFU. Let’s see how far it spreads in the next few months.
And lest you think that I’m an anti-MS rabble-rouser, I’m not. I run a Windows OS, I use many MS apps, and I think that with some applications, they’ve done a bang-up job of improving Help and other user assistance. But, yes, they are so massive that even screwing up 5% of the time causes a huge impact on users.
Hi-tech envy: Ever watch those action movies where the bad guy opens a laptop, goes clickety-tippety-tappity for five seconds, and in less time than it takes to swallow that mouthful of movie theater popcorn, the full 20 million dollar wire transfer has appeared in his account? OK, this really pisses me off. First of all, what the heck kind of laptop does he have that goes from standby mode to fully functioning, online, WIFI enabled, etc., in one nanosecond? Second, what’s his bank? A client in the States sends me payment via a wire transfer on Wednesday, and 48 hours later, it still hasn’t shown up in my Bank Hapoalim account. Is there an Evil Action Villain account package that I don’t know about?
Granted, I’m one of these nerdy people who notice all the plot gaffs, the logic problems, and the continuity errors. What’s your favorite movie “oh, pul-eeeeze!” moment?