The Journey, part 1

Where’s my full body scan? I was looking forward to the techno-thrill of Schiphol”s new biometric full-body scanners. Heck, they’ve starred in the news a lot lately, between the pure geeky excitement and the lawsuits triggered by the invasion of privacy.  But no; all I get is an old-fashioned pat-down by Inga, who is big, blonde, young, and excessively enthusiastic.  She is sooooo happy to be groping me! “Have a very nice journey,” she trills after the final squeeze.  Maybe I shouldn’t complain; it’s the most action I’ve had in months…

The flights themselves were uneventful but interminable.

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