Mad cow is caused by wet bovines: This weather sucks. The weather report in Seattle actually differentiated between light drizzles and chance of showers. Basically, it is either grey and overcast, drizzling, or raining steadily. Ever two weeks or so the sun breaks through and the natives run out into the streets, gibbering in fear and pointing at the sky. It is so friggin’ wet that slugs drown. Everything squelches. My skin may like the climate, but the rest of me is longing for home.
Clients from hell: We’ve all had ’em. This site documents ’em. Hat tip to NvV, who’s minty enough for me, ta ever so much.