New Health Study

The data is in:  Hat tip to my mom.

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Mexicans eat a lot of  fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.  
  • The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of  sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like—speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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