They’re hairy. They’re 700 kilos each. They’re here. We get our first bison. (Note the snow on the ground; that is here, in the Golan, not somewhere in Wyoming!)
Is it terrible that my first thought was “mangal”?
That’s 700 kilos of al-ha-eish. (Well, may 600 without all the fur…) What are the odds that other people are thinking the same thing? They better order a bodyguard (bison guard?) before Yom haAtzma’ut!
Q: What is the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
A: You can’t wash your hands in a bison.
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